▷ 100 Quotes to Make You Laugh on Valentine’s Day with Funny Messages for Your Sweetheart

Do you want to express all your feelings to the person you love the most but in a fun way? To celebrate this Valentine’s Day 2025 I will leave you with 100 funny quotes that you can dedicate to that special person in your life for this Friday, February 14 or even to a friend who is single on this significant date. Remember that a quote, message or phrase can be a very original way to express to someone how much you care or how valuable they are in your life.

100 of the Funnies Valentine’s Day Quotes

• I found the person who annoys me the least and called it love.
• Consider this post my Valentine’s Day card.
• I love you more than chocolate.
• I’m so glad I swiped right.
• Roses are red. Violets are blue. My Valentine’s date is cuter than you.
• If paper valentines were still a thing, I’d give mine to you.
• Here’s to being my emergency contact someday.
• If we were on a sinking ship, I’d share my door with you.
• Every pizza me loves every pizza you.
• Happy Valentine’s Day to the best thing I ever found online.
• You’re the only person I send the heart eyes emoji to.
• Valentine’s Day sucks, but you don’t.
• All you need is love. And a little chocolate.
• You’re so lucky to have me.
• We share a life together, but don’t touch my food.
• I love you more than pizza. And that’s saying a lot.
• You’re the cheese to my macaroni.
• Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
• You stole my heart, but I’ll let you keep it.
• I’m not saying you’re perfect, but you’re pretty close... especially when you bring me snacks.

Funny Valentine’s Day Quotes about food

• Love you. Not sharing.
• About to have our Lady & The Tramp moment.
• You’ve got a pizza my heart.
• The best part about being single on Valentine’s Day? Not having to share your dessert.
• Camera eats first, even on Valentine’s Day!
• Me + You + Candlelit Dinner for 2
• Roses are red, violets are blue. Nothing is better than dinner with you.
• Chocolate is my one true love.
• Only eating heart-shaped food today.
• Cheers to pink drinks and my favorite Galentines.

Short and funny Valentine’s Day Quotes

• I love you like I love Wi-Fi—without you, I feel lost.
• You had me at ‘Let’s watch Netflix.
• I love you like I love brunch: it’s a priority.
• I love you more than I love hitting the snooze button.
• You make my heart go boom boom... or maybe that’s just the sound of my alarm.
• You’re the reason I stop being a grown-up.
• I’d share my last fry with you... but I’m not sure if I’m ready for that kind of commitment.
• I’m not great at sharing, but I’ll share my heart with you.
• I love you more than tacos... but don’t tell my tacos.
• I love you more than Netflix, but don’t make me prove it.
• If you were a fruit, you’d be a fineapple.
• You’re the reason I’m happy... and why my fridge is empty.
• If love was a sport, we’d be gold medalists.
• I love you more than coffee... and that’s saying a lot.
• I love you like a squirrel loves nuts.
• You’re the peanut butter to my jelly, but I’m the bread that holds it all together.
• If I had a dollar for every time I thought of you, I’d be broke because I’m always thinking of you.
• Love is sharing your snacks... until they steal your fries.
• You’re the best reason to forget to do the dishes.
• You’re the one I want to watch Netflix and fall asleep on the couch with.
• If kisses were snowflakes, I’d send you a blizzard.

Funny quotes for singles on Valentine’s Day

• Happy Valentine’s Day to me. I love you.
• If you can stay in love for more than two years, you’re on something.
• Happy Drink-Wine-and-Eat-Chocolate-Alone Day!
• Thank u, next.
• Reminder: All candy will be 50% off tomorrow.
• Dear Cupid: Forget the guy, just send the candy.
• Here’s to my true love: Pizza.
• Being single on Valentine’s Day is so much better than dating someone who would buy you a drugstore teddy bear.
• All of me...loves all of me.
• In a relationship with me.
• Netflix is my one true love.
• Why fall in love when you can fall asleep?
• Happy Day-Before-Cheap-Candy-Day to all who celebrate.
• I’m going to spend Valentine’s Day with my true love: food.
• Dear Cupid: Forget the guy, just send the candy.
• Reminder: All candy will be 50% off tomorrow!
• Can’t wait to spend Valentine’s Day with my boyfriends — Ben & Jerry.
• Happy Drink-Wine-and-Eat-Chocolate Day!
• Sorry, I’m in a relationship with champagne.
• Happy Valentine’s Day to the couple who always welcomes me as a third wheel.
• Happy Valentine’s Day to me, my cat and my glass of wine.
• Spending Valentine’s Day with my favorite person: myself.
• Love the wine you’re with.
• I followed my heart and it led me to the fridge.
• Happy Valentine’s Day to myself. I love you.
• In a relationship with me.
• Being single on Valentine’s Day is so much better than dating someone who would buy you a drugstore teddy bear.
• All of me loves all of me.

The funniest quotes to share on Valentine’s Day

• Forget red and pink. Rosé is my favorite color.
• Valentine’s Day looks amazing on us!
• February 15 is my Valentine’s Day — hello, cheap candy!
• Consider this post my Valentine’s Day card.
• Valentine’s Day sucks, but you don’t.
• All you need is love (and chocolate).
• You’re the only person I send the heart-eyes emoji to.
• Roses are red. Violets are blue. My Valentine’s date is cuter than you.
• I love you more than pizza ... and that’s saying a lot.
• Found the person who annoys me the least and called it love.
• If we were on a sinking ship, I’d share my door with you.
• So glad that I went from your snack to your meal.
• I’d press pause on my favorite song for you.
• So happy we both swiped right.
• Every pizza me loves every pizza you.
• I love you for being my emergency contact.
• And it all started with Netflix and chill.
• I love you even when I’m hangry.
• The world needs more love and less work emails.